WTF of the day: Budget Metal

Have you ever wished you could listen to Primordial, but just felt too damn poor? Did you wish there were a low cost, value alternative you could try instead of all this premium metal? Then here's just the band for you: Primarkial.

Without having to pay for expensive things like band members or instruments, Primarkial provide great value¹ Primordial covers for the bargain price of nothing at all. You can get the debut album, The Gardening Wildebeests, at the Primarkial bandcamp page for zero pounds. And why wouldn't you? Well, quite a few reasons, to be honest, unless bad A.A.Nemtheanga impressions and a Casio keyboard are up your street. It's all a bit beyond words, I'll be honest. The album art does appeal to my more, shall we say, irregular humours, though.

Have a listen and revel in the modern marvel that is budget metal.
 
¹ as in "you get what you pay for"